Title: Mr. Pig
Category: Pig Whimsy
Year Found: 2006
Place of Purchase: Bowes Auctions
High Bid: $2.00
Actual Worth: $1.50
Cost Per Year of Enjoyment: Do the math
Parts Missing: Chunk out of left ear
Weight: Never blew away into the street
Life Expectancy: 8 years
Actual Garden Life: 4 years
Pictures Taken of Mr. Pig: Too many
Uses: Garden conversation piece and to keep neighborhood stray cats company
Causes of Death: Disintegration
Burial: Trash
Replacement: Still looking
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